After a second night of anxiously waiting to register for classes, I was ready to just get it over with. I really needed to get into English 2010 and a couple other necessary courses. In order to do this I would need to register in the first three minutes after it opens at midnight. This is what occurred two hours into Banners server crash.
"Death is too easy for Banner!"
You have now experienced firsthand the rampages of a college student when they are forced to stay up waiting for a server that has crashed.
Feel free to laugh, I did.